{"id":764,"date":"2021-09-08T11:40:42","date_gmt":"2021-09-08T15:40:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/?p=764"},"modified":"2021-10-16T20:33:41","modified_gmt":"2021-10-17T00:33:41","slug":"doktor-wald-german","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/de\/doktor-wald-german\/","title":{"rendered":"Doktor Wald (German)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.341), 17px);\">(This is a simple and slightly provocative poem by a German forest ranger that seems to address what I coach by: The power of nature!) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-stacked-on-mobile is-vertically-aligned-center\" style=\"grid-template-columns:40% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/1003-dia-crop.jpg?resize=640%2C360&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-767 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/1003-dia-crop-scaled.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/1003-dia-crop-scaled.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/1003-dia-crop-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/1003-dia-crop-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/1003-dia-crop-scaled.jpg?resize=2048%2C1151&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/1003-dia-crop-scaled.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/1003-dia-crop-scaled.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p style=\"font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.341), 17px);\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Doktor Wald<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.341), 17px);\">Wenn ich an Kopfweh leide und Neurosen,<br>mich unverstanden f\u00fchle oder alt,<br>und mich die holden Musen nicht liebkosen,<br>dann konsultiere ich den Doktor Wald.<br>Er ist mein Augenarzt und Psychiater,<br>mein Orthop\u00e4de und mein Internist.<br>Er hilft mir sicher \u00fcber jeden Kater,<br>ob er von Kummer oder Cognac ist.<br>Er h\u00e4lt nicht viel von P\u00fclverchen und Pille,<br>doch umso mehr von Luft und Sonnenschein.<br>Und kaum umf\u00e4ngt mich angenehme Stille,<br>raunt er mir zu: &#8220;Nun atme mal tief ein!&#8221;<br>Ist seine Praxis oft auch \u00fcberlaufen,<br>in seiner Obhut l\u00e4uft man sich gesund.<br>Und Kreislaufkranke, die noch heute schnaufen,<br>sind morgen ohne klinischen Befund.<br>Er bringt uns immer wieder auf die Beine,<br>das Seelische ins Gleichgewicht,<br>verhindert Fettansatz und Gallensteine.<br>nur &#8211; Hausbesuche macht er leider nicht.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.341), 17px);\"><em>F\u00f6rster Helmut Dagenbach, 1986<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.341), 17px);\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Doctor Woods<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.341), 17px);\"><em>(Freely translated by Manuela Zeitlhofer)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.341), 17px);\">When I have a headache and neurosis<br>feel misunderstood or old<br>and the lovely muses don&#8217;t caress me,<br>I consult Doctor Woods.<br>He&#8217;s my ophthalmologist and psychiatrist<br>my orthopedist and my internist.<br>He sure helps me over every hangover<br>whether it\u2019s from grief or cognac.<br>He doesn&#8217;t think much of medications and pills,<br>but all the more of air and sunshine.<br>And no sooner does a pleasant silence envelop me,<br>he whispers to me: &#8220;Now take a deep breath!&#8221;<br>If his practice is often overcrowded,<br>one runs oneself back to health in his care.<br>And the patients who are still panting today<br>are without symptoms tomorrow.<br>He keeps getting us back on our feet<br>and restores our mental balance,<br>prevents fat deposits and gallstones.<br>however &#8211; unfortunately he does not make house calls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.341), 17px);\"> <em>Forest ranger Helmut Dagenbach, 1986<\/em> <\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(This is a simple and slightly provocative poem by a German forest ranger that seems to address what I coach by: The power of nature!) Doktor Wald Wenn ich an Kopfweh leide und Neurosen,mich unverstanden f\u00fchle oder alt,und mich die holden Musen nicht liebkosen,dann konsultiere ich den Doktor Wald.Er ist mein Augenarzt und Psychiater,mein Orthop\u00e4de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"googlesitekit_rrm_CAowkvjfCw:productID":"","_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[22,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-connecting-with-nature","category-philosophy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=764"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":843,"href":"https:\/\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764\/revisions\/843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/creeksideinspirations.ca\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}